16.10.12

I'm sorry! Having had a long summer off followed by no internet in my house for about a month, I've not been keeping up to date with my dreams on here. I'll try my best to post as many as possible, I mean I've got them all written out for myself in my dream diary but I like having them on here, too. Sometimes they get censored for the internet so they're suitable for my friends to see, which is helpful (by 'censored' I mean generally if someone real is involved I don't go into specifics!) and I like having the tags to just flick through sometimes.

So here's my dream from last night.

I dreamt one of my uni friends had a baby and he brought it in to uni every day. It was a girl: she was dead cute, and always smiling and behaving herself so he could just carry her around in his arms all day.

One day at uni there was some sort of formal event going on. I was going, but no one else I knew came with me so I walked there on my own. On the way I came across some soya spread discarded in the street. In the dream, it made sense that it belonged to Leonardo DiCaprio and he'd accidentally dropped it. He was a little bit ahead of me so I caught up with him and gave him his spread back.

He was the master of ceremonies at the event thing I was going to. He set a playlist going and came over to see me because he said I probably didn't know how to dance 'properly' and that he needed to show me. He said I needed to take hold of his hands but we couldn't figure out exactly what kind of grip was best for the specific dance he had in mind. He laughed and said "Why are we being so uptight? We're just dancing!" We had a lovely time though, until two of my uni friends who're together in real life had a very public bust-up and one of them, in a rage, fixed a mask onto Leo's face so he couldn't see or hear any more.

27.5.12

I dreamt I took my family to the Forbidden Corner. All of us except Charlotte have been there before, but I decided I'd take the lead and sort of tour them around the place. It's not something you can really run through once, in order or anything like that, but that's what I did. As a result we'd missed a lot of the place out when we got to the end, and Amy got angry with me. It was quite different to the actual Forbidden Corner, but there was a bit decorated like an old mansion type thing, sort of like the stairs out of the main chamber in real life.

Then, it was evening and I was walking around Sainsbury's car park in my town with Jason Mewes, who I think I was friends with. We were talking and having a nice time, anyway. I decided it was about time I told him how I felt about him, so I said I really liked him. He asked me why I hadn't mentioned this before, and I said it was because he was married (which he is, in real life). He told me he wasn't. I don't know if this was implying that he liked me, but in the dream I definitely saw no scope for a relationship, and he didn't pursue this idea, so I sighed and put my head on his shoulder. He put his arm around me and we carried on walking.

26.5.12

I'm so bad at keeping up with this once I've had a period away.

I dreamt I was in Guns N' Roses. That was pretty much it - I was having a really rough, overheated night's sleep so I was sort of delirious. I kept thinking I had loads to do in the band all night long, even when I was awake.

2.5.12

I dreamt I went to a shopping complex to look for a red beret for the Damned gig tomorrow night. I found a big rack of £1 berets in Primark that were all different colours - there were two shades of red. I chose the darker one and tried it on, and it looked good. My friend Olivia and Captain Sensible were there with me somehow and they approved!

1.5.12

Sorry - when I'm off uni I don't tend to go online as much, and so it knocks me off schedule a bit even when I do come back! I haven't had many dreams recently, either. Work sort of kills them.

Here's one, though.

I dreamt I was in some place that was like a cross between a shop and somewhere that might be used by Brownies or some other group like that. Among the other people there was this bloke from uni that I don't like (I sometimes refer to him as 'Alan Partridge' because he has similar social skills). I went to a corner to pick something up and he was sick when my back was turned. I felt some of it splash onto my back and I freaked out.

(Note: I'm deathly afraid of vomit!)

27.3.12

I dreamt I went to see Duran Duran. I got a really weird seat right at the side of the stage, practically on it. The band didn't tend to come towards my side, though there was a point where most of them went to play on Nick's keyboards with him and Simon stood right next to me. I was sleepy so I lent on him. He didn't seem to mind, but he didn't say anything to me, either.

I also dreamt I was involved in some freaky pirate thing that I have no idea about at all and can't begin to explain now I'm awake because it was one of those things that only made dream-sense.

24.3.12

I dreamt I went to the Harry Potter Studio Tour (in real life, we're going on the 6th of May!) It was rubbish. Apparently most of the exhibits were only open on the first weekend, then taken away, so there were only about two things left to see meaning the whole tour lasted ten minutes.