15.4.11

I dreamt that I was at some sort of fair in Hull with my friends Stiggy and Alira. It was before the fair's opening time but we were underneath a tent canopy of a stall. The stall was a game where you had to roll balls into slots to score certain numbers and win different prizes. We were allowed to let people have a quick free go but not seriously and they weren't allowed any prizes. One guy turned up to do this but he started taking liberties and wouldn't stop, excusing his behaviour using a term for it which I can't remember, but I think it only existed in the dream. In the end, I got so annoyed with him that we had a fight. I used lots of taekwondo and it seemed to be working, but to really hammer the message home I started using Bottom-esque violence against him, including pouring boiling water all over his genitals. A bit harsh? Well, he was a total bastard.