4.4.11

WHY DOESN'T THE ENTER BUTTON WORK AT THE MOMENT? It makes my writing look sloppy and crowded... I dreamt we were in this weird drama class and were asked to write a funny sketch, on a pair of one of my uni friends' underwear... I was working with Grace and someone else. I mentally trawled through my bank of sketch ideas and thought about doing my 'Jesus College' one but the teacher didn't think that would be funny enough because she considered it more of an in-joke. Whilst thinking, I watched a bit of a film where this woman was going to let her dog die in some accident or other because it was all fluffy and lollipy and walked funny. (Somehow, it was meant to be hilarious, this film.) There was nothing wrong with it and it was really cute. While she went away to take care of some stuff, these two girls with a Golden Retriever found it and decided the dogs should be best friends... Later there was a graphic dog-sex scene which was the funniest thing in the world due to the fluffy dog's floppiness - and, apparently, the other dog's compulsive vomiting after sex. I decided to re-write this section of the movie as our sketch.